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Pimple's Site http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/ Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:26:22 -0000 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:26:00 -0000 Pimple's Site http://images.pimplepopper.multiply.com/logo http://pimplepopper.multiply.com 100 100 WORD <a title="WordCamp Philippines 2008" href="http://philippines.wordcamp.org/" mce_href="http://philippines.wordcamp.org"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/robillo/wcphils08/WCPhils_badge1.png" mce_src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/robillo/wcphils08/WCPhils_badge1.png" alt="WordCamp Philippines badge1" border="0"></a> I was never really very keen on attending blogger events. Mainly because most of said events require you to write your reactions on the event itself, and ultimately the product that said event is promoting. Now I really can't trust myself to commit to that kind of an obligation because I was never really that good in writing product reviews. Also, writing. Anyway, <a href="http://riajose.wordpress.com/" mce_href="http://riajose.wordpress.com/">Ria</a> (who is organizing this event along with the rest of the <a href="http://www.mindanaobloggers.com/" mce_href="http://www.mindanaobloggers.com">Mindanao Bloggers</a>) has been promoting this event for the past few weeks so I decided to sign up. Not that it needs promoting. Because if you're a blogger, and you use WordPress, you're coming to this event. Unless of course you're <a href="http://bigbaddie.com/" mce_href="http://bigbaddie.com/">Baddie</a> that is. In which case, you probably look like <a href="http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7456/crowindianen9.jpg" mce_href="http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7456/crowindianen9.jpg">this</a>.<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/word">Continue Reading....</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/47/WORD Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:26:00 -0000 First Day of Class Ok first day of classes was yesterday. Instead of a lengthy account, I shall repost all my plurks which I made with my phone (click on each image to view each discussion sparked by each plurk): <a href="http://www.plurk.com/p/1cpbn" mce_href="http://www.plurk.com/p/1cpbn"><img class="aligncenter" title="Class01" src="http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9583/class01yt5.jpg" mce_src="http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9583/class01yt5.jpg" alt="" width="465" height="149"></a> <a href="http://www.plurk.com/p/1cqkn" mce_href="http://www.plurk.com/p/1cqkn"><img class="aligncenter" title="Class02" src="http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7442/class02wl4.jpg" mce_src="http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7442/class02wl4.jpg" alt="" width="471" height="152"></a> <a href="http://pau.araos.com/first-day-of-class">Read the rest of this entry...</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/46/First_Day_of_Class Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:02:00 -0000 Jed & Lesley's Wedding July 11, 2008 Santuario San Antonio - Blue Leaf Also, because nobody volunteered to take my picture, nobody will see how awesome I looked that night. Furthermore, I will now make it my life's mission to find a copy of Jed's music video and upload it on youtube. http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/photos/album/35/Jed_Lesleys_Wedding Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:12:20 -0000 Oneword: Forget First of all, I'd like to share a nifty little discovery that may help those like me who suffer from a perenial case of writer's block. It's called <a href="http://oneword.com/" mce_href="http://oneword.com/">Oneword</a>. The concept is kinda cool if you ask me. You log onto the site, it gives you a word, and you have 60 seconds to write about said word. You are only given the instruction: "Don't think. Just write." <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/oneword-forget">Read the rest of this entry...</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/45/Oneword_Forget Fri, 4 Jul 2008 14:35:00 -0000 Gettin' Busy! Most bloggers would warn you about an impending blog hiatus before it happens. Unfortunately, I'm not most bloggers. I choose the more sensible approach of warning you of the impending blog hiatus not so much as when the hiatus is still in its "impending" stages as it is in the "growing roots in my blog" stage. That way, anybody so inclined to argue with you would have lost the desire to even care long before they realize you've stopped blogging. Or making sense. I'm also the type of person to shout "FIRE! FIRE! YOUR FUCKING HAIR IS ON FIRE!" long after the paramedics have taken you away. But that's just how I roll. Anyway, hiatus. I'm on one.<a href="http://pau.araos.com/gettin-busy">Continue reading this entry</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/44/Gettin_Busy Thu, 5 Jun 2008 12:56:00 -0000 Psorphil General Meeting @ The Playground Studios http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/photos/album/34/Psorphil_General_Meeting_The_Playground_Studios Mon, 2 Jun 2008 22:48:18 -0000 Wii Night with Psorphil http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/photos/album/33/Wii_Night_with_Psorphil Fri, 30 May 2008 17:30:20 -0000 In which I go into all manner of random geekery There's a couple of things that you should know about me. <ol><li>I'm cheap</li><li>I don't believe in the English language.</li></ol> Well maybe the second thing probably has nothing to do whatsoever with the subject at hand, but I still think it has to be said. You see, I am a firm believer that the English language is simply a contrivance given to us by our Alien Overlords during ancient times because it entertains them to no end to hear us say words like "organize," or "marmalade," and "Reginald." Don't get me started on what passes for Alien humor. Either that or they were simply growing tired of seeing us sew various numbers of chickens on our clothes (Which is how mankind used to communicate in those days. Or so I'm told. By me). So anyway, I got myself a new laptop. Well that may not be the entire truth. I didn't so much "buy" as "waited for my mother to get tired of her beat up old laptop and give it to the one person she knows who would actually want it." At 1.5Ghz with a mere 512MB RAM, old Lappy is... http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/43/In_which_I_go_into_all_manner_of_random_geekery Fri, 23 May 2008 05:11:00 -0000 Scarred (An Open Letter to my PsorPhil Borthers & Sisters) Having attended my first <a href="http://psorphil.com/" mce_href="http://psorphil.com/">PsorPhil</a> BMW outing, I've come to realize a few things about my support group which I'd be happy to share. If only I can find the right words that is. It would be only so easy to romanticize everything that has to do with our organization and what it stands for. I need only to employ the use of flowery words like "courageous," "selfless," "untiring," and "dedicated" to describe the organizers and the members, and no one would have any reason to disagree with me.<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/scarred-an-open-letter-to-my-psorphil-borthers-sisters">Continue reading...</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/42/Scarred_An_Open_Letter_to_my_PsorPhil_Borthers_Sisters Mon, 12 May 2008 15:10:00 -0000 BMW 2008 Psoriasis Philippines' BMW 2008 Location: Canlubang, Laguna May 10-11, 2008 Write up to follow. Because believe me, this weekend deserves a write up with a little bit of thought put into it. I wish I had taken more pictures. More pictures: <a href="http://chelledee.multiply.com/photos/album/191/BMW_2008">Chelle's Multiply</a> <a href="http://joylin24.multiply.com/photos/album/38/BMW_2008">Joy's Multiply</a> <a href="http://mitchlumaque.multiply.com/photos/album/15/my_1st_BMW_RANCHO_ELENA">Mitch's Multiply</a> <a href="http://darntemperamental.multiply.com/photos/album/23/BMW_2008">Maf's Multiply</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/photos/album/32/BMW_2008 Sun, 11 May 2008 13:36:32 -0000 The Case Of The Butterfly Stain: A TMB Mystery "ALRIGHT. WHO'S THE ASSHOLE WHO FUCKING GAVE ME A FUCKING BUTTERFLY?!" I asked the guys nicely. Blank stares answered me. And not a few thumbs up some asses. In some cases two. "A butterfly, Pau?" asked <a href="http://bigbaddie.com/" mce_href="http://bigbaddie.com/">Baddie</a>. "Yes, a butter--fucking--fly. Did I stutter?" The guys shifted uncomfortably, each of them waiting for somebody else to answer. "Well no Pau," <a href="http://coco.i.ph/" mce_href="http://coco.i.ph/">Coco</a> interjected. "If you stuttered, we would have heard you say 'Butt---butt-butt-butt-butterfly!' AMIRITE?!" The severity of my glare told me that he was indeed, "not rite." "I'M GOING TO START COUNTING---" I went on. "And we're going to start dancing." continued <a href="http://riffology.livejournal.com/" mce_href="http://riffology.livejournal.com/">Bim</a>. Or rather, that's what he tried to say before I punched him in the neck. In reality, what he said was "And we're going to start---OW OW OW JESUS PEDRO CHRIST!" "Now then. I'm going to ask again. Nicely this time. Which one of you sensible idiots gave me this fucking butterfly?" I said, with much restraint.<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/the-case-of-the-butterfly-stain-a-tmb-mystery">Continue Reading This Entry...</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/41/The_Case_Of_The_Butterfly_Stain_A_TMB_Mystery Fri, 9 May 2008 08:10:00 -0000 What the heck, I'm Tongue Flap Man If you guys are following <a href="http://twitter.com/Pimplepopper" mce_href="http://twitter.com/Pimplepopper">me on Twitter</a>, chances are you may be privy to <a href="http://twitter.com/Pimplepopper/statuses/800106568" mce_href="http://twitter.com/Pimplepopper/statuses/800106568">an incident I had which involves my teeth getting a little too familiar with my tongue</a>. And whether or not you wanted photographic proof of said incident, I thought it necessary to supply it all the same. Because I'm a nice guy like that. <img src="http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8343/tongueatr2.jpg" mce_src="http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8343/tongueatr2.jpg" alt="" height="328" width="469"> <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/what-the-heck-im-tongue-flap-man">Continue Reading this entry...</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/40/What_the_heck_Im_Tongue_Flap_Man Wed, 7 May 2008 00:50:00 -0000 Incontrovertible Facts about Reunions Fact # 1: Order as much as you want. Because chances are, your rich Chinese Tycoon groupmate is going to pick up the bill. Like he did a couple of times before. Fact #2: Try not to blurt out "WHO THE HELL IS RICHARD?! WE DON'T HAVE A RICHARD IN THE GROUP!" Because chances are, Richard is the dude sitting in front of you whose name you can't recall. That's all I have. Anyway, we attended our Europe Tour Group Reunion over the weekend, and it was actually much more enjoyable than expected. We didn't really got a chance to bond during our 2-week tour of Europe because we mainly kept to our own groups. Still, shared experiences and all that. Also, it's always a good idea to travel to any foreign country in the company of fellow Filipinos. For one thing, nobody will make a big deal if you stuff your pockets with hard boiled eggs and croissants from the breakfast table to serve as your lunch later. And another thing, they will be nothing but encouraging if you suddenly feel the ... http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/photos/album/31/Incontrovertible_Facts_about_Reunions Sun, 4 May 2008 23:16:24 -0000 So I Know This Guy... So I know this guy. Let's call him, um, Schmau. So Schmau was enjoying a concert of sorts which was called the, erm, Schmanana Schmangbang Schmock Schmestival. As the night progressed, it eventually became more and more apparent to him that his bladder was quite inadequate to accommodate the amount of liquor he has been ingesting since he arrived. Schmau, being the slave to his bodily functions that he is, did what any self respecting person would do; he dutifully headed straight to the bathroom to drain the lizard. Upon entering the the bathroom, <strike>Pau</strike> Schmau saw to his dismay that the urinal was placed at a much higher level than what he was accustomed to. Rather than spend time contemplating the injustice done to people who happen to be short in stature, but big in heart (and crotch); Schmau decided to quit dicking around, and plow ahead, so he could get to the point. (Yeah, I did something there. See if you can see it.) As he started to unbutton his fly, Schmau discovered that while... http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/39/So_I_Know_This_Guy... Sun, 4 May 2008 09:30:00 -0000 The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival No bananas were harmed in this gangbang. Only http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/photos/album/30/The_Banana_Gangbang_Rock_Festival Sat, 3 May 2008 17:59:59 -0000 Operation: Stop Being a Douche I'm going to reveal something about myself that you may not realize. Ready? Wait for it.... Just a little more...... I'm a douche. Hard to believe, but it's true. Reason being is I don't enjoy people a lot. Most of the time, I just like to stay at home and not be around people. There are days when interacting with people or hearing human voices is at the very bottom of my "Things I'd sooner do than poke my eye with my high-heeled stiletto because I've decided to become gay" list. Of course there are exceptions like my wife, my family, and <a href="http://man-blog.com/" mce_href="http://man-blog.com/">some scary people</a> who don't annoy me as much as most people do. But being the very definition of exceptions, these people are few and far between. "But Pau," some of you may ask. "You've always been nice to me. Does that mean I'm special?" The answer, my good man, would be no. I was nice to you not because you are special. I was nice to you because I didn't think much of you as a person to begin with. Also, burn!<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/operation-stop-being-a-douche">Continue reading this entry</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/38/Operation_Stop_Being_a_Douche Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:31:00 -0000 PROTECT YOUR VAGINAS! Because <a href="http://man-blog.com/" mce_href="http://man-blog.com/">The Man Blog Monkehs</a> will be painting the town red. And we're not going to be using paint! Or paintbrushes! We're so rock and roll, we've got rock & roll oozing out of our ears. You better watch your step, you might slip on some of our awesomness. <img src="http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3930/rockfestivalvi4.jpg" mce_src="http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3930/rockfestivalvi4.jpg" alt=""> Special thanks to <a href="http://bigbaddie.com/" mce_href="http://bigbaddie.com/">Baddie</a> for the awesome poster. Also, <a href="http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph/" mce_href="http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph/">LOSE YOUR BEER BELLY</a>. http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/37/PROTECT_YOUR_VAGINAS Tue, 8 Apr 2008 03:58:00 -0000 U23D <a href="http://www.u23dmovie.com/"><img class="alignleft" style="float: left;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519POYe7mcL._SS500_.jpg" alt="U2" height="125" width="125"></a>So I just got home from watching this at <a href="http://www.smcinema.com/listings.aspx?cat=2">The Block</a>. And holy crap. I never considered myself a U2 fan before. I mean all I owned was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattle_%26_hum">Rattle and Hum</a>. And even though I loved that album to death, I never really had the urge to buy or even listen any of their other albums. But this concert movie may have just made a believer out of me. I even ate up Bono’s eco friendly, humanitarian messages that used to slightly annoy me. Now, I’m going to hunt down the rest of their discography and give this band another chance.<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/u2-more-like-u3d">Read more...</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/36/U23D Sun, 6 Apr 2008 11:03:00 -0000 It Finally Happened <a href="http://pau.araos.com/professors-cube-solved" mce_href="http://pau.araos.com/professors-cube-solved">My first 5x5x5 cube</a> has finally twisted its last twist. Good thing I have a <a href="http://pau.araos.com/im-not-dumb" mce_href="http://pau.araos.com/im-not-dumb">spare which is of better quality.</a> Anyway, If you're going to buy a 5x5x5 cube, don't buy the <a href="http://www.rubiks.com/" mce_href="http://www.rubiks.com/">Rubik's brand</a>. Not only is it more expensive, but it's also heavier, cumbersome, and prone to damage as can be seen from the pictures below. <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/it-finally-happened">Continue Reading.</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/35/It_Finally_Happened Thu, 3 Apr 2008 14:24:00 -0000 Prodigal Son A few of you may remember me mentioning something about having <a href="http://pau.araos.com/support-group" mce_href="http://pau.araos.com/support-group">psoriasis</a> a few years back. In case you don't, here's a brief summary: I have psoriasis, but due to some misguided twist of fate, I find myself being in remission for the better part of the past three years. To put things in perspective; in the world of psoriasis, a year of remission is a lifetime of awesome. Heck, a day of not having to deal with all the shit psoriasis brings is already heaven. So yeah, three years of having relatively clear skin is a lot. And it could not have happened to a less deserving person than me. I'll tell you why. The minute my skin showed signs of clearing up, I began shying away from my <a href="http://psorphil.com/" mce_href="http://psorphil.com/">support group</a> and stopped being active despite being one of the first people to join. There were several reasons for this, all of them petty. Not the least of which was the simple fact that I didn't want to be reminded of the torture that was psoriasis. So three years passed with them not hearing a word from me... http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/34/Prodigal_Son Tue, 1 Apr 2008 15:58:00 -0000 Marriage Encounter So I just got back from this marriage <a href="http://tuklasanfoundation.multiply.com/" mce_href="http://tuklasanfoundation.multiply.com/">Marriage Encounter thing</a> with Rach. At first we only agreed to go because my parents, who were sponsoring the event, asked us to go as a favor to them. But it turns out to be a very wise decision because the trip allowed us to relive our <a href="http://www.discoveryweekend.org/" mce_href="http://www.discoveryweekend.org/">Discovery Weekend</a> experience which continues to be a source of inspiration and strength for us as a couple. It's also during this event that I was able to reaffirm that Rach is indeed the only woman for me. Well until <a href="http://images.google.com.ph/images?q=christine+reyes&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1" mce_href="http://images.google.com.ph/images?q=christine+reyes&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1">Christine Reyes</a> finally tracks me down and asks me to make sweet, passionate love with her face. Maybe it was due to the atmosphere of sharing, openness, and honesty of our encounter, that I decided to check where Rach stands on the whole Christine Reyes thing. <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pau.araos.com/i-cant-sleep-with-christine-reyes">Read more.</a> http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/33/Marriage_Encounter Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:38:00 -0000 PsorPhil - GMA's Mel & Joey - March 2 2008 Mel & Joey episode featuring Psoriasis Philippines. Many thanks to Josef for the http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/video/item/30/PsorPhil_-_GMAs_Mel_Joey_-_March_2_2008 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:36:10 -0000 Our Holy Week Vacation. Let me Show You It We didn't want to go someplace far for Holy Week so we went to Sonya's Garden instead of the beach. Weather cooperated with us and was relatively cool. Free flowing food, and the lack of jologs anywhere made for a very relaxing http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/photos/album/29/Our_Holy_Week_Vacation._Let_me_Show_You_It Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:25:58 -0000 TMB Band Discography Not only is <a href="http://man-blog.com/" mce_href="http://man-blog.com/">TMB</a> a group of likeminded bloggers who came together to make the internet stupider, we are also a group of musicians with a passion for dildos. We toured for a couple of years, perfecting our sound and building our fan base while collecting dildos. We purposefully kept it a secret from our internet friends because we didn't want our success to get to their heads. But since we can't keep the secret any longer, we are coming out so to speak. Special Thanks to <a href="http://coco.i.ph/blogs/coco" mce_href="http://coco.i.ph/blogs/coco">Coco</a> & <a href="http://riffology.livejournal.com/" mce_href="http://riffology.livejournal.com/">Bim</a> for helping put together this discography. Presenting The TMB Band Discography: First Album: GREATEST HITS (2005) Front Cover: <img src="http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/8018/greatesthitsmy0.jpg" mce_src="http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/8018/greatesthitsmy0.jpg"> Back Cover: <img src="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2332/wang7jc6.jpg" mce_src="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2332/wang7jc6.jpg" height="403" width="403"> Track Listing: <ol><li>Deep Inside My Shorts written by Mike 3:54</li><li>1...2...3...BALLS! written by Steel 0:03</li><li>If Your Cock was Sugar, Then I Would be a Diabetic written by Pau 7:18</li><li>From Here To Bestiality written by Squid and Ade 5:40</li><li>I CAN'T WRITE ANY LYRICS! written by Fritz 0:30</li><li>Bitch Left Me For that Skankwhore Fredrick So I Danced The Night Away written by Mike 4:80</li><li>Finger Paint... http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/32/TMB_Band_Discography Tue, 4 Mar 2008 04:34:00 -0000 No More Wiiroes <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B000X25GW2%26tag=talkingtomyse-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/B000X25GW2%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02" mce_href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B000X25GW2%26tag=talkingtomyse-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/B000X25GW2%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02" title="Click and drag this image to the post editor"><img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31pNvjC2dNL.jpg" mce_src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31pNvjC2dNL.jpg" align="left" width="114"></a>Didn't think I'll be writing about this game this soon since I wasn't planning on playing it, let alone finishing it, until after I've played through all of my much older games. But a couple of things bumped this game up to number 2 of the "Things I Will Play With" list. Just below "myself." The first thing was the two games I was currently playing, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B000TP2UZO%26tag=talkingtomyse-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/B000TP2UZO%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02" mce_href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B000TP2UZO%26tag=talkingtomyse-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/B000TP2UZO%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02" target="_blank">Trauma Center: New Blood</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B000MF51L6%26tag=talkingtomyse-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/B000MF51L6%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02" mce_href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B000MF51L6%26tag=talkingtomyse-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=/o/ASIN/B000MF51L6%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02" target="_blank">The Godfather: Blackhand Edition</a> were proving to be too big for my puny gaming abilities. Which leads me to conclude that they suck. The second was I saw <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_No_More_Heroes#Sylvia_Christel" mce_href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_No_More_Heroes#Sylvia_Christel">Sylvia Christel</a> in the No More Heroes trailer: <a href="http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1020/nmhzh5.jpg" mce_href="http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1020/nmhzh5.jpg"><img src="http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1020/nmhzh5.jpg" mce_src="http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1020/nmhzh5.jpg" height="222" width="308"></a> Yeah. There was no way I was putting off playing the game after seeing that. But as you'll see (if you bother to continue reading this entry that is), the game is not just a thinly veiled excuse to give <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service" mce_href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service">fan service</a> to prepubescent (ok, it appeals to us old guys too) anime fanbois. The game, in a nutshell, is pure unadulterated fun. Well actually there's a third reason. But there's no way in hell I'm admitting how... http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/31/No_More_Wiiroes Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:09:00 -0000 How to Quit Being a Ninja <img src="http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1706/noninjas1ab0.jpg" mce_src="http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1706/noninjas1ab0.jpg" height="321" width="240"> Are you getting tired of all the shit that ninjas have to put up with just to get through the day? People cross the street when they see you walking. Dogs hate you because they can never sense whenever you're near. The Pirate kids down the street keep egging your house while shouting "We're way cooler than you!" Then your neighbors are always updating their state of the art home security systems (which never succeeds in stopping you from sneaking in and "borrowing" some stuff like sugar, milk, and kidneys). <a href="http://pau.araos.com/an-open-letter-to-roommate-the-ninja" mce_href="http://pau.araos.com/an-open-letter-to-roommate-the-ninja">It's hard for you to find a place to stay because your roommates have a tendency of disappearing on you.</a> You can't even find a date because the Ninja Code you live by prohibits you from uploading your real pic in your Friendster profile page: <img src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2862/ninjafriendsterlb2.jpg" mce_src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2862/ninjafriendsterlb2.jpg"> Also: <img src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/593/ninjafriendster02jpgth8.jpg" mce_src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/593/ninjafriendster02jpgth8.jpg">     So we're here to help you to leave your Ninja ways behind and successfully to assimilate yourself into society. Below is a short list of scenarios designed to point you toward the right direction in a happier existence wi... http://pimplepopper.multiply.com/journal/item/30/How_to_Quit_Being_a_Ninja Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:00:00 -0000